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i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

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ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

(Source: toptumbles)

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  • mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
  • me: i am juliet
  • me: and he is my romeo
  • mom:
  • me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

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